OF BARS AND MEN: A Bar Memoir Setting a Low Bar

In this book, Jonathan Silver explores the metaphysical functions of transcendence, the ecstasy between time and eternity. Losing himself in the essence of the moment, Mr. Silver analyzes the whimsical sense of self and being. Okay, I tried to bullshit you with the fancy blah blah, but that's not me. You know me, right? Always direct, like the shortest distance between point A and point C. I guess this is where I pretend to be someone else, telling you that I am a great writer that and you should definitely buy my books, yadda yadda yawn. I hate it when writers yap about themselves in third-person “he was born blahblahblah”, “he studied at blahblahblah” like it's some kind of eulogy. I assure you I'm not dead! I checked my pulse this morning and there it was, solid as a morning wood! Anyway, pay attention here, in this book I will tell you all you ever wanted to know about bars: ninety-nine ways to fold a napkin, how to stack barstools and how to get lipstick off an espresso cup. Enjoy! JONATHAN